If my life were chronicled in a newspaper, this is what today's headlines would read:
Uneventful Wednesday Passes in Family's Life
Sad that this would be noteworthy, but true
Almost All Expenses Recovered From Foiled Prom
Teenagers Arrive Home Before Midnight on School Night
Son Nags Mom to do Her Homework
Mysterious Caller at 2:00 a.m. - Amnesiac Mom Can't Recall Details
Like Who, What and Why!!!
Thunder and Lightning Storm Drives Cats and Dogs in at 3:00 a.m.
Marley Mauls Yet Another Victim at 4:00 a.m.
Marley would be Brandilyn's obnoxious cat that is temporarily in our custody
Ample Daylight Allows 5:00 a.m. Run in Park With Dogs
Fatigue Forces Mom to Schedule Nap for Today
1 comment:
I know I wasn't the mysterious caller! Anyone who talks to Jody while she is sleeping doesn't repeat that again, either they are yelled at or not remembered. :)
Post a Comment